Quick Tip for Talking Like a Pirate When You're Online

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 09/19/2016 at 07:52 • Filed to: ITLAPD, TLAPD

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Argh! The simple trick is to begin with either typing “Argh” or “Arrrr!” After that, just make sure you end all sentences with exclamation points! Vary the amount!! Everyone will keep reading what you type in that pirate voice from Spongebob for two or three sentences more regardless of what you type!! Then end your post with the other “argh” or “arrr” you didn’t use! Arrrrr!!

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > Wobbles the Mind 09/19/2016 at 07:59

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Wheelerguy > Wobbles the Mind 09/19/2016 at 08:03

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The sad part is that these days, it’s much easier to just intercept bank transactions for sales of valuable things than straight-up stealing the things.

Ah, technology.

Wobbles the Mind > Wheelerguy 09/19/2016 at 08:14

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Ugh, I hate how cold crime has become. That’s why I like the old face-to-face procedure with my involuntary clientele. It’s so much more personal and interactive! Really a memorable experience for all parties!

xyzabc > Wobbles the Mind 09/19/2016 at 08:24

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Will this work on my Aye-Phone?

Wobbles the Mind > xyzabc 09/19/2016 at 08:29

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Depends on the port you connect to!

xyzabc > Wobbles the Mind 09/19/2016 at 08:41

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True, but I’m kind of limited....there’s piracy warnings on some some of the software.

Out, but with a W - has found the answer > Wobbles the Mind 09/19/2016 at 08:50

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Skoda Ahoj?

Wheelerguy > Wobbles the Mind 09/19/2016 at 08:57

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But at the same time, you can’t just drive that Ferrari Daytona shooting brake you pillaged from Monterey without going through a trillion hoops. Unless you forge the car.

Wobbles the Mind > Wheelerguy 09/19/2016 at 09:02

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Just say it’s a 280Z kit car, it’s what I do for my 935 Le Mans car!

C62030 > Wobbles the Mind 09/20/2016 at 18:35

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This is my favorite image.